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5.Bass Face(Feat. Reggie Watts)
I smell a
fart
The girlys can't control their private parts Facepalm the women they can't get to me Only one woman here I wanna see Whisper'I ... le sister's friends are party
poop
s So I put acid in the apple juice
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8.Clue
something
poop
precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer w ... 50's mighty niftyJoe McCarthy
fart
s on history Boys made him hardy it's hardly a mystery Was he a nancy who fancied fisting There is a butler he is under Lots of ... heightening I smell something
poop
precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer w ...
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6.Debbie in the Dark
t This or
poop
stew I don't know what tastes worse She had a tattoo of the devil on her belly Seen it with the flashlight app on my celly Push ... y Push upon it then her pussy
fart
ed Now she's giggling like she reta
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6.Who Farted in the Club
6.Who
Fart
ed in the Club[Hook] Who
fart
ed in the club? Somebody
fart
ed in the club Who
fart
ed in the club? In the VIP it smelled like butt Whoever smell't it dealt it Bullshit who was eating shellfish? Smelling like lob ... the radius Now it stank like
poop
and anuses Take the shit outside
Poop
butt you burning my eyes You must
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13.GAS MARK10!!!
e they'll
fart
and start
poop
ing I'm gassed up like a heater Dud
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9.Gimme More
t's still
poop
[Verse3: Shaggy2 Dope] You never outdo a veteran our medicine is better than Anything I letterman again I need excerderin My hea ... art? I rather hear a elephant
fart
Wicked sciencist hatchet cape flyi
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13.Thin Line Between Love And Hate
when you
fart
it bleeds You stoop as low as your self-esteem let a rap group hit you in the ... et a rap group hit you in the
poop
er for the team Betty Boop have a j
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2.Diarrhea
y made me
poop
Lucia I never should have ate But it sounded like a great idea.. You know it really hurts when you got the hurshy squirts Lucia ... But I can't go on with liquid
fart
s I wouldn't have to break our date
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9.Klap Your Hands
ts ta umm
fart
no i gots ta uhh sneeze Not i gotcha trippin yippity-doo-da-day Shucks i'm makin bucks so umm hip-hip-hooray and then some Cos ... ade a mess now go and get the
poop
er scoop Oops i wibble-wobble-wobble-wee while i make But hocus-pocus and yippy-yi-yo yay for dray and...... Hook:'klap your han ... s no follower no runner or no
poop
But just rock a by rock a by boobo
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2.Molly Ringworm
ould stop
fart
ing and control her anal gasses But I guess she couldn't understand these sacred words of english'cause the ... ed words of english'cause the
fart
s they kept a comin'
poop
ing out her smelly anus I puked in
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1.Amazing(Radio Edit)
't give a
poop
s if you don't like my hoops Because I know they're amazing I don't care if you're in my underwear Because it all feels amazing ... y praising And I don't give a
fart
if you say that you're smart Becau
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3.Amazing!
't give a
poop
s if you don't like my hoops Because I know they're amazing I don't care if you're in my underwear Because it all feels amazing ... y praising And I don't give a
fart
if you say that you're smart Becau
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2.Baby You da Shhh
when you
fart
i see a chocolate cloud of youu() i like how this one feel make we wanna go get some candles and shit shit shit damn girl you t ... metaphor cause if you were my
poop
them my
poop
i would adore but it smells bad()
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8.I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas
stmas
poop
poop
head
fart
sack snick on me i put a tack in my chair dont eats bugs noten for xmas nuttin fir chruru baaaaaaaaad saaaaaad spilt milk knot i ... elf on the shelf is regifting
poop
poop
head
fart
sack snick on me i put a tack in my chair dont eats bugs noten for xmas nuttin fir chruru baaaaaaaaad saaaaaad spilt milk knot i ... elf on the shelf is regifting
poop
poop
head
fart
sack snick on me i put a tack in my chair dont eats bug
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4.Clue
something
poop
precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer w ... 50's mighty niftyJoe McCarthy
fart
s on history Boys made him hardy it's hardly a mystery Was he a nancy who fancied fisting There is a butler he is under Lots of ... heightening I smell something
poop
precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer w ...
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4.No Hair-Just a Red Head
lighting
fart
s and uh she was a little too close to me and I singed her eyebrows her hair burnt up and she running around the trailer and cau ... ?'Shut the door I'm trying to
poop
!' You believe that? And then she k
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9.Temple Funk
butt and
poop
suck my feet for me and eat my doodoo and i like boys butt it taste good my feet stàank girl smell it butt crap ugly mess dumbo ... s dumbo dumby and tatse my my
fart
butt head cra
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6.DARK TONY HAWK IS BORN
E OF FINN
FART
ING6.DARK TONY HAWK IS BORN Daddy why did you leave me? You created me So don't you want to see me? Daddy do you even lo ... w what you crave. You want to
poop
your pants all day long. Well baby behave! Daddy why did you leave me? You created me So don't you want to see me? Daddy do you ... w what you crave. You want to
poop
your pants all day long. Well baby
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7.Shun
-Fun With
Poop
7.Shun Rise up above the fog above the world which you have wronged We lift you up above it all the higher you go the ... it all the higher you go the
fart
her you fall Take one last look the
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7.Put it on the Table
re if you
fart
in my mouth or if a little piece of
poop
comes; I want it right now. I thou
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1.It's Alright
sh When I
fart
s I
poop
s cash from my ass'Cos If you think
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4.Gotta Potty
I had to
fart
y Rappin' on the mic uh-oh there goes my body I'm just a man with lots of class And when I eat a lot of beans I have to pass gas ... tick tick a you don't quit I
fart
ed again it sounded like thunder Went to the bathroom they said take a number From start to stall had to potty y'all Refried bea ... ) It's all because of you Got
poop
oo on my shoe I must confess I used my shirt to clean up this mess Oh don't you see I got ... s mess Oh don't you see I got
poop(
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27.Wind Me Up
it like I
fart
ed Take the rap sheet and part it Let my dog take a spill on it Never phoney on it ya I still want it But those shmoes knows how ... onnaise with no bologna on it
Poop
ty scoops and Humpty climbs the lea
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58.Little Pink Pony
ver do is
fart
poop
There's hundreds of us who talk li
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5.The poopies of me
5.The
poop
ies of me On a monday i am smelling on a tuesday i am stinking And by tuesday it gets worse then my butt aces i smell it The ... n my butt aces i smell it The
fart
ing is a green view i see you've come to smell my ... i see you've come to smell my
fart
s
fart
with you i
fart
so bad i can hardly
poop
no more i hope it comes out ohhh...it semms like i can finally rest my butt on something warm i like the way it smells its as i ... smells its a
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1.Be Careful How Yuh Poop
l How Yuh
Poop
Cho Be careful how yuh
poop
before di night done yuh mighta end up with a body come dung mi seh be careful how yuh ... ung mi seh be careful how yuh
poop
before the night done yuh might a end up with a body come dung Verse1 Get a check up from yuh doctor Regula suh yuh body nuh en ... ady whappen' shi seh'somebody
poop
' mi seh'mind anuh yuh....unu
poop
all di while and galang like a nuh unu' Same time mi hear a old man seh'uh uh unu can't smell
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6.Big Dick Farts a Polka
.Big Dick
Fart
s a Polka Now deep in Pennsylvania near where Route180 ends There's a humble house of brick and wood and glass The tiny home ... Everybody loves when Big Dick
fart
s a polka Everyone who hears can't help but dance Someone better get him a change of pants Everybody loves when Big Dick ... Everybody loves when Big Dick
fart
s a polka Now Big Dick started dinner with some cabbage and some greens Some broccoli a pair of turkey legs Some jalapeño popper ... Everyb
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15.Emo(Like A Nazi)
Crying* I
fart
ed oh no I
fart
ed I
fart
ed[Rapper] I'm so scene I don't care what you think! I'm better than you! You guys are mean! Craig Owens don't leave please Seri ... Crying* Every time I sneeze I
poop
a little*Crying**Sneeze* Aawwww
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2.Alphabutt
F is for
fart
G is for gorilla
fart
H is for huge gorilla
fart
I is for eyeballJ is for jammies K is for kid ... J is for jammies K is for kid
fart
L is for loud and long
fart
s M is for monkey butt N is for saying night Night to Nico at nap time O is for oh P is for panda peeing and ... oh P is for panda peeing and
poop
ing In her potty while papa plays peek a boo Q is for quebert R is for robotic monkey Who's going to take over the world S is fo ... nd yu
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3.Thin Line Between Love& Hate(Original IML Mix)
when you
fart
it bleeds You stoop as low as your self-esteem let a rap group hit you in the ... et a rap group hit you in the
poop
er for the team Betty Boop have a j
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10.Bassface
I smell a
fart
The girlys can't control their private parts Facepalm the women they can't get to me Only one woman here I wanna see Whisper'I ... le sister's friends are party
poop
s So I put acid in the apple juice
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1.Down Syndrome Girl
u're on a
fart
ing streak Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool But if you want a lady's love You're better off by smellin ... rooked walking Poorly pouting
Poop
ie spouting For some reason always
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1.Justin Bieber Farts
us People
Fart
&
Poop
1.Justin Bieber
Fart
s Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's ... e's a human and that means he
fart
s Yes evenJustin Bieber has to let one go SometimesJustin Bieber ... one go SometimesJustin Bieber
fart
s YeahJustin Bieber
fart
s I know you don't wanna think about it ButJustin Bieber ... ink about it ButJustin Bieber
fart
s Now that this incon
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2.Megan Fox Farts
us People
Fart
&
Poop
2.Megan Fox
Fart
s If I somehow got the opportunity to go on a date with Megan Fox It would be so wonderful It would be so perfect It would b ... ld pretend that it was me who
fart
ed To save her the embarrassment Yes I would yes I would It would go somethin' like this We'd just be sittin' there talkin' and ... 'm sorry that was me who just
fart
ed Please excuse me' And she would think I was such a gentleman Oh I would know and she would
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3.Osama Bin Laden Poops
us People
Fart
&
Poop
3.Osama Bin Laden
Poop
s Back in the day I used to be afraid of Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda But then I thought about how they gotta ea ... n' about an evil man droppin'
poop
right out of his rear Instead of terrorists plots destruction and disorder I'd be worryin' more about gettin' away from his sti ... s stinky odor Osama bin Laden
poop
s Next time you hear about him on the news reports Remember sometimes he doesn't make it
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4.Kristen Stewart Farts
us People
Fart
&
Poop
4.Kristen Stewart
Fart
s Oh oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh Oh-oh She's so darn beautiful She has a place in my heart That's why I find it hard to believe Tha ... eve That Kristen Stewart ever
fart
s How could someone so perfect And so beautiful Ever sit down on a toilet And make a stinky poo? I just don't believe it She's s ... I don't believe that she ever
fart
s or
poop
s She's Kristen Stewart She's bette
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5.The Pope Poops
us People
Fart
&
Poop
5.The Pope
Poop
s What happens when the pitcher's gotta go And everyone's expecting him to make a throw? He can't just let a little gas out ... ts of hit batters Lettin' the
poop
come out becomes the only thing th
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6.Jason Derulo Probably Announces His Name Before Pooping in a Public Bathroom
us People
Fart
&
Poop
6.Jason Derulo Probably Announces His Name Before ... bly Announces His Name Before
Poop
ing in a Public Bathroom Before he sings his songs he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does th ... the same Before lettin' some
poop
fall out of his rear He says'Jason Derulo's about to do a little poo yo' He wants everybody to know That he isJason Derulo He w ... s into the stall And lets his
poop
just a-fall fall fal
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1.Barack Obama Farts
lebrities
Fart
and
Poop
(Just Like You & Me)1.Barack Obama ... e You & Me)1.Barack Obama
Fart
s Well he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well i ... ts out gas as he leaves Obama
fart
s Obama
fart
s Obama
fart
s He goes Sometimes he sits for hours meeting with his advisers And there never seems to be enough time To pause the meeting by ... ches the Secret Service Obama
fart
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2.Miley Cyrus Farts
lebrities
Fart
and
Poop
(Just Like You & Me)2.Miley Cyr
Fart
s She's an actress she's a singer She's America's sweetheart Let me tell you a secret Miley Cyrus ... tell you a secret Miley Cyrus
fart
s Yes I know it's shocking And it's sad but it is true Every day she ... but it is true Every day she
fart
s out gas and sometimes she goes poo She's supposed to be wholesome She's supposed to be sweet So her handlers keep her away fro ... l If kids find out that
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3.Reese Witherspoon Poops
lebrities
Fart
and
Poop
(Just Like You & Me)3.Reese Witherspoon ... & Me)3.Reese Witherspoon
Poop
s I don't want to believe it no I don't want to believe it I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon ... elieve that Reese Witherspoon
poop
s She's so pretty and she's so refined It can't be true that out of her behind Comes sticky sticky poo It just can't be true Tha ... she's human then she must go
poop
just about every day I started cryin' right t
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4.Julia Roberts Farts
lebrities
Fart
and
Poop
(Just Like You & Me)4.Julia Roberts ... You & Me)4.Julia Roberts
Fart
s She's an Oscar-winning pretty woman She's America's sweetheart But just like everybody else on EarthJulia Roberts ... dy else on EarthJulia Roberts
fart
sJulia Roberts
fart
s Yes she does When she received her Academy Award Oh she looked so cute And if you listen really close to her acceptance speech ... oot toot becauseJulia Roberts
fart
s Every dayJuli
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5.Zooey Deschanel Poops
lebrities
Fart
and
Poop
(Just Like You & Me)5.Zooey Deschanel ... ou & Me)5.Zooey Deschanel
Poop
s Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty eve ... p-poo poo poo Zooey Deschanel
poop
s Look at her amazing body And her cute cute eyes If she didn't ... cute cute eyes If she didn't
poop
You know that Zooey would die Even someone with such a beautiful face Needs food to live and
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6.Natalie Portman Poops
lebrities
Fart
and
Poop
(Just Like You & Me)6.Natalie Portman ... ou & Me)6.Natalie Portman
Poop
s She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste'It can't be true' lots of smitten men ... lly big stink Natalie Portman
poop
s Natalie Portman
poop
s How could that pretty princess from the Star Wars series Create a stinky ... r Wars series Create a stinky
poop
that brings people to tearies? She's got delicate hand
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7.Brad Pitt Poops
lebrities
Fart
and
Poop
(Just Like You & Me)7.Brad Pitt
Poop
s Brad Pitt
poop
s Yeah yeah Brad Pitt
poop
s He might be the world's most handsome dude But still Brad Pitt ... some dude But still Brad Pitt
poop
sJust like all of us ugly dudes out there Every day he's gotta go A-plop plop a- ... y he's gotta go A-plop plop a-
fart
fart
poop
poop
poop
And it stinks real bad Yes yes it stinks real bad When AngelinaJolie uses the ba
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8.ScarlettJohansson Farts
lebrities
Fart
and
Poop
(Just Like You & Me)8.ScarlettJohansson ... & Me)8.ScarlettJohansson
Fart
s She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams So ... nsson's bum ScarlettJohansson
fart
s ScarlettJohansson
fart
s When a woman is so poised and so pretty as she And is a talented and famous celebrity We think that God created her with so mu ... bum Because ScarlettJohansson
fart(
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9.Kelly Ripa Farts
lebrities
Fart
and
Poop
(Just Like You & Me)9.Kelly Rip
Fart
s Well you can see it on Regis's face He turns to Gelman says'Let's take a break' He starts to look pale he's not feeling we ... Did you just rip a Great big
fart
? It's affecting my heart' Live TV it happens so fast They can't slow down so you can pass some gas Every morning she is America ... ssin' those silent but deadly
fart
s Regis says'Kelly Ripa Did you just rip a Great big ... Did you just
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10.George Clooney Farts
lebrities
Fart
and
Poop
(Just Like You & Me)10.George Clooney ... ou & Me)10.George Clooney
Fart
s He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his ... f hearts When he lets out his
fart
s He's George Clooney heartthrob doctor from ER He drives around the town in his expensive car Girls tell him'George I want to b ... there That's when he lets his
fart
s float through the air He hol
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1.I Pee When I Poop(But Not the Other Way Around)
ee When I
Poop
(But Not the Other Way Around) There's Nothing I can Do I always pee when i poo When Im pushin out a poo a little pee comes ... et out some urin I pee when i
poop
but not the other way around Thats Right when im going pee the desire to ... en im going pee the desire to
poop
does not accure to me The closest i get when the pee flow starts is I let out a ... ee flow starts is I let out a
fart
There's Nothing I can Do I always pee when i poo When Im pus
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3.Held My Poop Too Long(Now I Need an Operation)
3.Held My
Poop
Too Long(Now I Need an Operation) HELD MY ... eed an Operation) HELD MY
POOP
TOO LONG AND NOW I NEED AN OPERATION! I'm the type of man who holds it day and night Because I'm only gonna ... night Because I'm only gonna
poop
when everything is right I'm really good at holding it I know not why I used to think that it was because I'm a lucky guy Turns ... d it things get worse HELD MY
POOP
TOO LONG AND NOW I NEED AN OPERATION! When I finally felt r