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Cledus T. Judd
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Refried Beans
Lyricist:Jim Foster, Mark Petersen
Last Friday evenin' I went to dry heavin' Bent over double in pain From out of my mouth And right on a new Lexus One hell of a load I sure swang
On my knees, I was throwin' The owner was goin' Inside to pay for his gasoline I'm in a mess at the Texaco Barfin' up refried beans
I'm down at the Texaco Sick as a dog My stomach's churnin' My tail end is raw
I swear it's the last time I'll eat another taco supreme I'm in a mess at the Texaco Barfin' up refried beans
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com No this picture ain't purdy, I ate number 30 And drank too much Mexican beer Four shots of tequila, don't mix with fajitas I'm prayin' a bathroom is near
I OD'd on tamales and green guacamole Lord, I hope that the toilet is clean I'm in a mess at the Texaco Barfin' up refried beans
I'm down at the Texaco, smell like a hog Knee deep in poo poo, the commode was clogged Who used it the last time, ooh boy did it stink Shoo at the Texaco because of those refried beans
I'm down at the Texaco, where's Tim McGraw? While I'm sittin' here peelin' the paint off the walls He's probably sippin' fine wine and dining on fancy cuisine While I'm here at the Texaco from eatin' them refried beans
A mess at the Texaco from eatin' them refried beans I said I'd be out in a minute There
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