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Bart Baker
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Wildest Dreams Parody
My ex-boyfriends all hate me now
They think I was crazy
and dicked them around
I can't stand that they think about
me as a bad girlfriend.
So I guess I gotta take them out!
How dare they
all dump Taylor Swift
and not remember me as perfect
They must pay the price
and I won't rest
Until they all are dead!
Hey John remember me?
Sure Taylor we dated,
before I met Katy.
Since
our breakup made me scream,
I'll return the favor,
Go to Hell John Mayer
Ahh!
That's right, scream!
Ahh! Ahh!
Rest in peace,
hah, haah!
I invited Joes Jonas to my tent
Yeah I used to date him, back when he still had hits.
It's not my fault my career has gone to shit.
God I hate my brother.
Well he's the one with talent!
Why would you say
something so cruel?
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No please stop!
What the hell did I do?
You broke up with me
over the phone,
and left me all alone!
Now I am on a plane,
soon I will be killin'
one more ex-Jake Gyllenhaal.
What are you doing Tay?
I'm hitting this button,
now I'm going to jump
It's my Wildest Dream!
No no, nooo!
That was three, two to go!
Taylor?
Hello Harry!
I've come to say bye bye,
'cause you're about to die.
What? I'm just going to space.
There's been a change of plans
'cause I'm killing exes in
my WIldest Dreams,
aah, aah!
What are you doing,
Taylor, love?
I know eventually you will dump me,
What, no! Ooow!
So I might as well
kill you now!
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