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Bo Burnham( Robert Pickering Burnham )
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I'm Bo Yo
What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Huh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Wanna hear a rap?
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays They could probably 'tie the knot' in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
Girl, if your into a rimmin' its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shit's so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin'
I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youth bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm Bo yo And I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think you're better, you're not Don't need a sweater, I'm hot I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g-spot What the hell's a g-spot
Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around, you got a third world country (whirled cunt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn
You're playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? You're pushin' 'em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that crack, excuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphragm, ass looks like you're hidin' ham.
First base, we're making out Second base, I'm getting faked out. Third base, I'm getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know Said I just don't care My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear Cause you can spell and smell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think
I'm Bo yo And I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better, you're not Don't need a sweater, I'm hot You got two eyes ... only got one shot Yeah...
Cuz girls are like donuts when I be bustin Bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.
YO! My girl's epileptic cause shes the one I'm jerkin' with Come on you Asian child laborer show me what you're workin' with... Ooh, large machinery?
Cuz there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects I'm talking bout religious sects, like a Mormon sect? That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects can't be different, the sex can't be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause you left the game And if that don't feel right, then you can write my name
Cuz I'm Bo yo And I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better, you're not Don't need a sweater, I'm hot If I can't think of another rhyme then I ought ... to ... think of one
Yeah, break this down, man Yo, yo
Look past the skin, look at the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isn't about ironic pigment If you're imagining this, then I'm a chronic figment
Yeah ... feel it Ready?
Man, my junk's so long that it hangs and swings, So at the nude beach people think I'm lookin' for lost rings Play the skin flute, your big boy sings If you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Oh,yeah Come on!
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin' Cuz I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and If I'm in the closet, you are below me (blow me) Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
Yeeeah YO!
Cuz I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Think your better you're not Don't need a sweater I'm hot I'm a real G that can really find your g-spot
I'm a real G that can really find your g-spot, oh
Oh my god, go buy my EP on iTunes ... right now, go right now while I stall Buy it right now
Out!
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